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Yes it's written for women, not for men, but despite some cringing at a few revenge tactics (wow!) it's packed with laughs for both genders. BTW guys, recognize youself in any of these scenarios? Sure hope not. I'm on the lookout for more of her thoroughly enjoyable books, short or not.


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Cammy May Hunnicut's "Considerations Prior to Shooting Your Boyfriend Right in the Nuts" is freakin' laugh-out-loud hilarious, and I say that even though I'm not its target audience. (Or maybe I am its, um, "target" audience.) Her casually vulgar eloquence about giving a no-good ex a "radical testectomy" had me laughing my "giggle berries" off. She really should be a stand-up comedienne, though I'm guessing it wouldn't be a good idea to heckle her. She could fill up a Webster's dictionary with all her alternative phrases for "balls," and I plan to steal a few of them. I'll admit that even though I've been married for many years, parts of her verbal assault on the testicular gender brought beads of sweat to my brow, but I quickly reminded myself that I've reached the statute of limitations on my boyfriend crimes. But just to be safe, I won't mention the book to my wife.
The warning says....No Boyz Allowed! So, I decided to dress in drag, sneak through the cordon of Queen bodyguards and snitch a copy of `Shooting Your Boyfriend (Right in The Nuts)' right off Cammy May Hunnicutt's bookshelf while she wasn't looking!

Like Cammy May herself... this compact tome is Smokin' Hot! `Shooting Your Boyfriend' takes the concept of revenge to a whole new planet. The devilish Ms Hunnicutt has now done for gender relations what Douglas Adams (Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy) did for space travel - grinding equal parts wit, wisdom and absurdity, cutting right through the politically correct BS of overpriced women's self-help rags and going for the jugular.... well, really, the testicular.

Girls... if you haven't found a reason to buy this book yet, you should seriously consider supercharging your lifestyle by joining a convent! And guys... notwithstanding the subconcious tingle you'll get (felt sooo good) when Cammy May's sexy voice invades your brain, you should consider `Shooting Your Boyfriend' as required `preventative' medicine, right on the drugstore shelf beside... well, you know those little water balloon thingies.

Try Googling "What can you buy for 99c?" and see what you get
...a knitting or crochet pattern (in pdf format no less)
...one hour of parking in Denver
...two glasses of lemonade from the kid on the corner
... 0.0006 ounces of gold
... a game of pool at a bar you really don't want to be in on a Saturday night
... `Shooting Your Boyfriend (Right in The Nuts)'
Trust me... Cammy May's description of a homemade flamethrower is worth 99cents all on its own!

What a bargain!... Charles A Cornell, Author - Tiger Paw, a mystery thriller
I'm usually not one known for lack words when it comes to describing/reviewing a fellow author's writings. Before going any further, however, let me preface my forthcoming review with this brief note of my covert doings prior to reading. I read Miss Hunnicutt's, Shooting Your Boyfriend, while on a plane trip from D.C. I had the sense about me (or was it out of decency) to cover the book with a modified jacket from a paper grocery sack -- something I learned well from my son's school days. The last thing I wanted was for any my fellow passengers to view me as slightly demented or a potential terrorist. One cannot be too careful these days.

Given that I am both single and male, I found the title captivating enough to purchase it through . If for no other reason, I surmised that I could most likely garner enough knowledge from the book to prevent myself from becoming a future victim of some women's wrath -- better known as self-preservation of those "attributes" I have always deemed a sacred part of my anatomy. While the "how to guide" was written primarily for the female gender -- after reading the book I've come to the conclusion that it should be required reading for the entire male species. We males have only to take note of the author's "reasons" for why women would be justifiably warranted in removing a boyfriend's manhood; in other words, his very reason for living in the minds of many males ... usually by those that do little to boost our otherwise stellar reputations with the feminine population.

Shooting Your Boyfriend is a quick read ... which is important in itself due to the well documented, short attention span of the male species. Miss Hunnicutt minces no words when describing the various remedies for given situations where males have done dirt to a girlfriend. I, for one, will be looking forward to her next deviously written book. One can only imagine how she could possibly top this one, however.
For several months I've stood quietly on the sidelines of a Crime Fiction writers' website, watching a truckload of reasonably intelligent authors and editors attempt to match wits (something I assure you I'd never try) with Cammy May Hunnicutt. After reading the last few hilarious literary beatings mercilessly administered by the self-proclaimed Southern Belle, my curiosity finally drove me to spend my hard-earned $.99 (that's ninety-nine American centavos) to purchase Shooting Your Boyfriend - and it was worth every penny.

Hunnicutt's quick-read opus is a beyond-hilarious journey into the mind of every female who's ever had a boyfriend who "done her wrong".

In addition to reasoned justifications, modus operandi, examples of necessary armaments and even a suggestion or two for how to beat the rap, she provides a few useful case studies of low-life male prospects who made themselves more than eligible for every man's nightmare - having his implements of procreation shredded by a well-placed projectile or two.

Hunnicutt is superbly clever and she'll make you laugh, be you male or female. Guaranteed. And I really can't figure out why she hasn't sold a million copies of this one - yet.
Yes it's written for women, not for men, but despite some cringing at a few revenge tactics (wow!) it's packed with laughs for both genders. BTW guys, recognize youself in any of these scenarios? Sure hope not. I'm on the lookout for more of her thoroughly enjoyable books, short or not.